Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
June 2013
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
“i fucking hate you mom”
—said no black child that is still with us (via beyoncebeytwice)
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So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using…
swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:
when u wear a snapback
NO
IM SORRY
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
a popular tourist site
Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience
Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality
((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))
One time my friend was drinking some coke at my 14th birthday party so I told a joke and she started laughing so hard that she choked and then threw up into her cup. And THEN another time the same friend was drinking coke again at HER 14th birthday party and then I reminded her of that time she threw up into her cup and she started laughing and it happened again…
