phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

(via laugh-addict)

unshaped:

"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"

(Source: officialsamwinchester, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

licensed2thrill:

trillaryclinton:

laziestgenius:

See, Black parents don’t play, they react with a quickness. Swift and deadly ._.

*hollering

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

(Source: imsoshive, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

image

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

image

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via fawkesface)

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

(via hi)

iwillmindfuckyou:

i want the creator of this to be arrested

iwillmindfuckyou:

i want the creator of this to be arrested

(Source: one-big-r00m, via allmonds)